Sips soup on his panel,
Sips soup with his spoon from his pot.
When his panel is spinned,
Daniel’s spicy soup’s spilled,
Which spots him with spicy-soup spots.
With the soup he has boiled!
Spooky spleen left the spaniel quite speechless...
But despite his despair
he then spotted and stared
at a spider
that sprawled on a spinach.
“Spider sweet! – spoke the pup-
Would you pass me some soap
and a spare sponge, perhaps? Do be nice!”
But the spider was anal
And spat on the spaniel,
Then spewed in his pot with despise.
“Spurious Spider!” – he said
with this spade
you’ll be spayed!
I shall splatter your spawn! And your spine
I shall split with a spanner
(to teach you some manners),
and I’ll piss on that spinach of thine!”.
The spider’s upset,
The spinach’s all wet,
And dear Daniel, to get some respite,
Spent all spring in a Spa
With his pals and his Pa,
Sipping shots of pastis with some sprite.