Daniel the Spaniel - A tribute to Dr.Seuss

Daniel The spaniel Sips soup on his panel, Sips soup with his spoon from his pot. When his panel is spinned, Daniel’s spicy soup’s spilled, Which spots him with spicy-soup spots. Supper’s spoiled! Daniel’s soiled With the soup he has boiled! Spooky spleen left the spaniel quite speechless... But despite his despair he then spotted and stared at a spider that sprawled on a spinach. “Spider sweet! – spoke the pup- Would you pass me some soap and a spare sponge, perhaps? Do be nice!” But the spider was anal And spat on the spaniel, Then spewed in his pot with despise. “Spurious Spider!” – he said with this spade you’ll be spayed! I shall splatter your spawn! And your spine I shall split with a spanner (to teach you some manners), and I’ll piss on that spinach of thine!”. The spider’s upset, The spinach’s all wet, And dear Daniel, to get some respite, Spent all spring in a Spa With his pals and his Pa, Sipping shots of pastis with some sprite.