Santa Barbara, groom sprints away from his newlywed bride to blog a post. A groom left his new bride in tears after less than 30 minutes of marriage when he legged it out of their wedding reception to plonk a new post in his blog.
Guests were flabbergasted when George. G., 29, and his best man made a dash for the nearest Internet Café. The couple had tied the knot at the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara on Friday. The reception buffet was still untouched when, after a hurried best man’s speech, Mr. George. G. and his friend Arthur. W., 25, galloped for the exit. The bride, Lisa P., 27, was left absolutely devastated.
The men returned after one hour. Mr. G. said: ‘It was a strange feeling, I couldn’t cope with the idea that I hadn’t written any new post whatsoever for more than 2 hours, I had to do it, I, just, couldn’t resist the temptation. Some might think that I am a sick man, a blog addict perhaps, but I can stop at any time…’
Todd O'Dwyer, Assorted-Nonsense Press, Santa Barbara.